My Nerf Collection: The Tragedy of a Nerf Collector's Dwindling 250+ Blaster Arsenal

Hey, Nerf Nation! This page will be a constantly updated, exhaustively maintained, full and complete, comprehensive list of all my Nerf blasters. All my blasters, from AccuStrike to Zombie Strike. Yes, this is my entire Nerf Collection. My full Nerf Collection in all its dusty glory. Pop some popcorn and pull up a chair, this is gonna take a while…

The Backstory.

bleebackstory 1 nerf collection — ^{Blee, at the “Old Place.”}

So why is my Nerf Collection a tragedy? Well, what if I told you that I had to leave approximately HALF of my entire Nerf Collection behind. What if I told you I literally left at least 100+ Nerf blasters at a place where anyone could come and take them away with no repercussions. No penalty, no punishment. Nada.

I moved from the old place that you can see me at in all of my YouTube videos. And I left in a hurry. So quick, in fact, that I left clothes, appliances, furniture, and yes, Nerf blasters. A lot of them. (And no, I wasn’t evicted. Lol.) You guys roasted me about that place a few times before, so I know you won’t miss it. I’ve moved to a much nicer place now, so I’m happy — but about those Nerf blasters… they’re long gone.

I mean I think I kept most of the good ones. I hope so anyway. I remember grabbing most of the rare ones. I bet I left something that I really wanted to keep, but I won’t know until I sort through them and add them to this list. I know I left all my modding supplies, so I’ll need to buy all that stuff again.

The Nerf Collection.:

And here we go.

Nerf Fortnite 6-SH Dart Blaster – Camo Pulse Wrap, Hammer Action…

DART-BLASTING FORTNITE BLASTER REPLICA: This Nerf Fortnite 6-SH blaster is inspired by the equipment used in Fortnite and comes in the Camo Pulse wrap from the popular video game

Nerf DinoSquad Raptor-Slash Dart Blaster, 6-Dart Rotating Drum,…

NERF DINOSQUAD RAPTOR-SLASH BLASTER: Fire into ferocious fun with this dart blaster that features awesome dinosaur details, capturing the look of a Velociraptor dinosaur

NERF Fortnite Heavy SR Blaster, Longest Fortnite Blaster Ever,…

DART-FIRING FORTNITE BLASTER REPLICA: This Nerf Fortnite Heavy SR blaster is inspired by the equipment used in Fortnite, capturing the look of the one in the popular video game

Hasbro – Rival Deadpool Kronos XVIII-500 Blasters (2-Pack) – Red…

Two nerf Kronos XVIII-500 in a great Deadpool display box. Red and black.

Sale

Nerf HyperFire Motorized Elite Blaster, 25-Dart Drum, Fires Up to…

N-Strike Elite blasters and Elite darts deliver the ultimate in blaster performance

NERF Zombie Strike Hammershot Blaster (Amazon Exclusive)

N-Strike Elite blasters fire up to 75 feet for the ultimate in dart blaster performance

Nerf Modulus Stryfe Motorized Blaster – Fires 6 Darts in a Row -…

MOTORIZED 6-DART BLASTING: Shoot 6 darts in a row with rapid-fire motorized blasting from the Nerf Modulus Stryfe blaster that fires darts up to 90 feet (27 meters)

Shortcomings: An Explanation.

Well, that was quick. I know I’ve got more Nerf blasters in my collection than this… But, look, hear me out.:

So I left behind half of all my blasters, right? So half of my collection is left behind. The half that I ~~half~~ have now is split into two more halves and half of that half is at a storage unit here in the basement of this building and the other half of my remaining half is at a full blown storage facility. Math.

I have to look through all of that stuff and figure out what’s really left of my Nerf Collection. This includes going downstairs and sorting through stuff and traveling down to my storage facility. So bear with me.

Please.

To Sell or To Giveaway?

What a predicament. I left half of my Nerf blasters behind and I still have way too many. I think to jumpstart my YouTube comeback and to reward subscribers and loyal visitors to my website here, I think I’ll do a bunch of giveaways. I’ve already lost half, but that was out of my control. This time, I want to give away blasters purposefully. That’s probably 100 Nerf blasters that I could possibly give away.

Yeah, I want to give away half of my half to people who have supported me in one way or another over the years. So stay tuned for that, here and over at my YouTube Channel. I also probably will sell some over on eBay if they’re super rare or something. I don’t know. You’ll have to wait and see.

The End?

So that’s it, guys. That was my entire Nerf Collection. All my Nerf blasters, from AccuStrike to Zed Squad. Tell me what you think of my collection. What should I get next? Which Nerf blaster should I add to my arsenal? Which should I giveaway? Let me know!